It’s not what you’d call sophisticated
This is my third post today.
Just as a second grader is helplessly addicted to Nutter Butters and ham, I am helplessly addicted to tumblr.
I can’t get enough! The replay value is endless and the graphics are above average. On this website I have found countless pictures of cats, pokemon and puppies. In fact, these pictures are so emotionally rewarding that I am selling my TV-Hat in order to upgrade my internet speed. With my increased internet speed I will open countless tumblr tabs and reach internet nirvana.
Oh my heart be still, for I have rediscovered Eden.
Something about life
I googled the title of this post before opting to include it. The top results consisted of a romantic comedy, a website coded by a 4th grader, and a religious nut shamelessly peddling her beliefs on yahoo answers.
I don’t have enough time to be overly hokey and sentimental now… but I’m sure I will later. This “nostalgic recall” will probably not happen at a time that I am around my computer and my deeply meaningful thoughts will be lost forever. It is up to you as my faithful follower to take this information and make the assumption that what I had thought about was supremely insightful, intelligent, and perhaps a little erotic.
Morphine manifesto (Old)
Punk teenagers: The bane of society. Teenagers are the scum of the earth. When I look outside my window as I drive to school I see teenagers doing the worst of any conceivable acts. I have seen thievery, vandalism, tom foolery, drug use, murder, poisoning the water supplies and even cannibalism during my time observing teenagers. I will admit that I was once a teen. However I only committed 4 of the 7 big crimes that I mentioned are popular among teenagers and I sure as hell didn’t do any drugs. I deplore drug users; I won’t have anything to do with them. It seems I can’t walk down the streets these days without observing a ring of coked out Chinese opium dealers looking for their “fix”. But all of this means nothing. We need to target the real problem amongst teens. That problem is morphine. Morphine, or the “cool mans drug” has been ruining teen’s lives and the world for literally months. In a recent article I read online whilst looking for a source I was startled, appalled, aghast, disgusted, rambunctious, anxious, and enthralled to find out that teens love to use morphine and morphine like pills (source: http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=92607). If you’re anything like me you are prepared to say you will take action and yet take no action whatsoever. Who then… who will stop these teens from doing morphine? If you think the government is going to do it, you have another thing coming because let me tell you, according to this reliable source:http://www.abovetopsecret.com/, the government is a goose boggle of cover-ups, thieves, and the unknown. Well if the government is not going to help us who will? Jesus? God? Oprah? Well I’ve got news for you buster, if you’re going to turn to those agencies for help you might as well just slap your pony and send it to the depths of Olympus, because none of those things even exist. The way I see it there is only one true way to end the teen’s everlasting abuse of morphine and that is vigilantism combined with corporal punishment. Now I’m not suggesting we all dress up in costumes and sneak around at night punishing the teens for drug use against the parents’ wishes, but if you feel inclined to do so after this I will not stop you. Now I know you are asking yourself, why is morphine even bad? While it is a known fact that morphine ranks among the world’s most effective pain killers. (source:http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg15020242.200-give-a-drug-a-bad-name—morphine-is-the-worlds-most-effective-painkiller-yet-because-of-its-reputation-as-a-dangerous-drug-it-is-rarely-prescribed-even-to-terminally-ill-patients.html), it still has a bad name. Morphine’s original use was to be a pain killer. It is often used to help people in pain. Is there a more just cause then helping people in pain? Because of this I used to call morphine the Superman drug(due to superman’s just mission to rid the world of pain.) But golly mister! If morphine is so just then why are you launching a glaringly obtrusive look at it with your “rough draft of essay” paper? Well I’ll tell you why I’m being so critical with morphine. The reason I am being so tough on morphine is because just like bagel bites, hot pockets, kittens, and paper; teens have managed to take something just and make it evil. Teens supposedly use morphine for that “totally rad high”, however I think I have a different idea why it is so abused amongst teens. First let’s look at the facts. Fact 1, teens are bloodthirsty killing machines and at least the “cool” population of them love to fight and be aggressive. Fact 2, teens often have underground boxing matches in the backyards of their parent’s houses. Fact 3, when a teen is hit the teen will often feel pain even though it has no soul. Fact 4, when anything is in pain it usually looses fighting capabilities. Now I propose that teens use morphine not only for the high, but to also make themselves unstoppable fighting machines. This is dangerous not only for the teens but also for the world. In conclusion morphine ruins not only the lives of teenagers, but the lives of the people who know teenagers. Morphine is contributing to our ever growing aggressive society and it must be stopped. The fact that they do not feel pain and that they have no souls should not detour you from hunting down these morphine abusing teens, it should only encourage you to further increase your efforts to stop them. I am tired of being harassed on the street by mothers begging me to do something about their morphine addicted children. Morphine is a dangerous drug when mixed correctly with teens and we… must…. Stop….it.
